remimissin summer

yo check it, i jus got back from my beach houses

i was gettin bored of that same ol same ol

so i went into my underwares drawer and got me the money for my plane

------8 reallll talk

i came up on u and ur gurl

she was all, i want that

AND SHE WA S TALKIN TO ME

here's what happened

i'm sorry i did that,  not. but rill i could imagine what that must have felt like, internet, for me to sandbag ur girl (that's never happened to me tho) 

anyway, to make amens, here's my impression of u in front of my beach house, watchin me

  

this is what i do 2 sunsets!!1

me beatin the sun gettin swolled up

love, maRK

a haiku

they call me a cat

cuz i really died eight times

AND I'M STILL ALIVE

WHUT

love, krAm

report card

whut up i got my report card today chillin

check it out heres whut i got:

mackin woodward - A+

stayin money - A+

hustlin - A+

spanish - C-

eatin cheez bread at red lobster - A (they ran out after 5 scoops)

flippin my dirt bike - A+

as u can see yall, it was a very successful term

love, mArk

spring has sprung...

Whu up

tha birds are singin and tha beez are buzzin and i'm relaxin doin what i do best: smokin green and makin green

love, AKRM (mark)

sippin on sum gin & lettin it flow

maRk's rap:

Yo bitches it's time

To check out mah rhyme

I'm sittin on a land mine

Cuz mah life is a crime

If u ain't got a dime

Then I ain't got tha time

To check out yo behind

I ain't care if your cryin

whut

Love, MARk

yo check out my flips n shit

wooooooooooo

love, kRam

A Special Week...

Hey pplz

I just got back from my bro Steve'z crib in NYC. As you can see, he has a Reamylicious art collection and an eye for good taste. Keep up the good work Steve!!!

Love, MARK

Mount ReamMark

In da beginning...

Reamy thoughts

WARNING 2 THE WOMEN OF THE FUTURE:

Only Mark Reamy can save you from the Robot Sex Matrix. Take my hand and ride away with me before it is 2 late. ;)

Love, maRk

Can I live?

Just another day...

damn, that bitch gets around.  

yeeeahh

Furthermore:

Love, marK

whaaat

In case u were wondering what America's flyest bitches think of Mark Reamy, here is your answer:

Love, MArk

DIRTBIKE WEDNESDAY!!!!!!

Love, marK!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday Update Part II

Mission: Unaccomplished

I cruised up n down Woodward for 7 hours, but I did not meet any Hot Ladies. I'm chillin at my crib now, sippin on a Michigan Sunset, wondering where I went wrong. If I'm back on the prowl tonite, I'll let u know.

It ain't easy bein Mark Reamy.

Love,

mARk

Wednesday Update

Sup Ladies...

I'm just cruisin down Woodward Ave with my windows down and my elbows up, scopin my territory for some faaat titties. If u got some, gimme a call.

Love, mArk

People always ask me, "How do you live your life with such ease?" and I reply, "'Cuz I'm too deep in the forest to see the trees."

Love, maRk

Friday Nite Marktini!

aka Reamytini

Love, MaRk

<3<3<3

Let's Talk Politics

Welcome to the new political section of my blog, Let's Talk Politics.

I didn't watch the Obama interview on Leno last nite, so here are my thoughts on that:

1. Obama is a stylish lookin man.

2. He will save the world if I don't do it first.

3. ???????

4. I don't own a TV.

Love, MaRk

Friday Update

YO>

Q: What is Mark Reamy aka MaRk Reamy up to today?

A: I am in my studio wearin a stylish blue flannel, lettin it flow and makin some dough.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

EmbRace the woRld

Dear Diary.

Today I gave a deaf child the courage to sing.

Love, MaRk

XOXO

N.R.

RIP to my girl Natasha Richardson see you on the other side baby.

Love, MaRk

Mark's Song

Mark's Song

by Mark

I love to ride in caa-ars

And get drunk in baa-ars

Look in my eyes and you will see staa-ars

Becuz my dick is so haa-ard

Love,

MaRk

hey all

I juzt wanted 2 alert u all to my new, other, way-lamer-than-this-blog blog, BJ Ross Speaks: check it out right here:

Daaaaaaaaang, son!

“Yo, maybe it’s the way I hold my dick, that makes all the girlies wanna ride my tip” –dj quik

What

love, MaRk

Ridin tha wheel of Deztiny...

Dear America,

I'm sittin' on a chair right now, readin' some books. I hope you think that is great.

I left my car window down the othre day and it got snowed in.   yo, that ain't the first time i got something all wet in my car.  you know what i am saying?  yeah, shout out to my girl, tanya. 

Love, MaRk

If man is the animal of reason, I am the manimal of pleasin'.

Love, marK

Whuz up

A few things about Me (Mark Reamy):

1. I NEVER quit.

2. My life is like a diamond in a gold mine.

3. You can't fly if you ain't high.

Love, mARk

Today, I totally threw a fit in JA's car.  I got so mad I cried on the inside.  I hate Jackie.  She's a trick ass ho.  

Earlier today, I was ridin' my wheels down to Chiptolay and I jus thought daaaaaaaaaang/ 

More on that later.  

Check this.  I got this theory.  Let me tell you.  Bone Thugz-n-Harmony is like the Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young of today.  Here's why:

1.  They love the herb. 

2.  They harmonize like angels singin"

3.  I'm high right now.  

4.  Sometime a man jus gotta think

Word. 

Love, 

Mark

wuz up.  marK reaMy coming at you live from cyberspace.  Wanna cyber? 

Call me.   

Love, 

marK